MAN RULES!!!!!!!

Hi guyz, today i wan't to share about how some man think about things..

Don't be so serious, this is just for relax...

These are our rules! Please note. These are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want; let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's
what
we do, Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, in
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other
one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done,
not both.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

1. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will
act like
nothing's wrong. We know it's not the truth, but it is just
not worth
the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer
you
don't want to
hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the
couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping.