MAN RULES!!!!!!!

Hi guyz, today i wan't to share about how some man think about things..

Don't be so serious, this is just for relax...

These are our rules! Please note. These are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want; let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's
what
we do, Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, in
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other
one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done,
not both.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

1. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will
act like
nothing's wrong. We know it's not the truth, but it is just
not worth
the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer
you
don't want to
hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the
couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping.

Mars and venus

Well i believe you know the term "Man is from mars and woman is from venus" right. this is the common way to say man and woman are REALLY different..Man usually (almost everytime) use his logic to interpret something, on the other hand woman use her feeling.. this is how they are not connected each other.

When we need to understand the thought of our partner, don't use your own head,this is applied to man and woman. put yourself in his/her place, so that you can feel what your partners feels.

Man is a simple, logical, "to the point" type human being.
But Woman is complex, "out of ordinary" type human being.

I have a story of a couple who has issues about a relation ship, this is some of their diary book.
Here it is...

Woman's diary book :

Sunday Night - He act really strange. 3 hour ago we make an appointment in a cafe. I have shopping from the morning
with my friend, so maybe he is a little upset when i'm late arriving on the cafe, but he is not saying anything.

We talk but not going well, so i suggest we go to a quiter place so we can talk more freely. He agree, but he still quite. I asked him whether somethings wrong, but he said nothing. I asked him is it because i'm late that make him upset. But he said nothing. He said this is nothing to do with me and ask me not to worry.

In our way home, i said "I love you", he smiled a little and keep driving. I can't explain how he act that night, i can't figured out why he not replied me "I love you too" As we got home, i really lost him, i feel that he doesn't want me anymore. He just sat and watching TV.

Finally i decided to sleep. in about 10 minute he walked into the room. I can't stand it anymore, i made up my mind and asked him what is the problem. But he fall asleep already. I cried till i asleep. I don;t know what i should do.
My life really crushed.


Man's Diary

Damn, today Manchester United lost....!!!!!!!!!!


So...you see the differences?? To understand woman or vice versa, you have to think like her.

First Posting

Hi Guyz, this is my first blog, and also my first Posting..So I will give you an overview about what my blog will be..

Relation, what is coming to your mind if you heard the word relation? It's how you interact with other people, whether it's your family, your friend, your teacher in school, or your boss.

The key to success for everyone is he/she must have a good relationship with others around him/her. In this blog i wanna share to all of you anything about relation or relationship.

So check it out ... :)

Author : Nobel Ismoyo